大学开学班会自我介绍男生幽默 篇1
我出生在一个十分贫苦的家庭，记得在我的小时候，爸爸的生活非常的无聊，整天只能数钱，妈妈也是，整天都在用扫帚扫钱;
我的家在深山中，每次要出去买东西，那是相当的麻烦，开保时捷要5小时，开宾士起码也要4小时;虽然家里有台直升机，但是开到那边是很难找到停车位，相当的不方便;
我偶尔也会出去逛逛街，但爸妈怕我被绑架，随身有20多个保镖保护着，大家看到我都被吓跑了，所以我从小就开始被排斥......因为家里是在深山，每次到了冬天都十分冷，爸爸也说，出去买东西很麻烦，所以冬天没有暖炉...没有棉被...每天只能陪着爸妈烧钱取暖...而睡觉的时候，也只能盖着钱睡觉(我绝得英镑比较温暖)。
记得小时候，有一次，我因为房间太大，还来不急跑出房间，就尿裤子了，所以，爸爸在我房间放了一台小绵羊机车，好让我能在10分钟以内，冲出1000坪的房间，穿越5公里的走廊，到达800坪的厕所(我常常在走廊迷路)
爸爸又另外叫人加盖了20间600坪里面有着250坪小厕所的破房间，说：“以后如果尿湿了，直接换房间，如果房间不够或是太小的话，再告诉爸爸，爸爸再叫人来多盖几间，我们的生活很辛苦，你要忍着点!!”
现在想起来，爸爸真是个善良的人!!
还记得有一次，家里遭小偷光顾，因为他用了炸药炸坏了我爸的保险箱，使得里面的金币不断的往外滚出来，结果竟把那个小偷压死了......我觉得那个小偷好可怜......金币压死人是很痛的!!他不像之前那个被钞票闷死的小偷一样幸运。
妈妈也常常告诉我，我们家生活非常困苦～要我学着吃苦～
所以我从小养成了刻苦耐劳精神，我将来的志愿，是要找200只会吃钱的怪物，好把家里的钱都吃光，为那些可怜的小偷报仇!!
大学开学班会自我介绍男生幽默 篇2
我叫，来自x县。现是师范学院信息系的大学新生。学生会学习部干事， 08计本3班的班长。20xx年荣获“县三好学生”，20xx年荣获“优秀班干部”称号，20xx年荣获“优秀团员”、“优秀班干部”，20xx年荣获“优秀团员”称号。我虽个子不高，但志向远大，立志成才。在大学的四年里，我将努力拼搏，艰苦奋斗，实现自己的理想和目标!我的爱好广泛。我喜欢学习，看课外书。因为知识能充实我的大脑，能增长我的的阅历，能丰富我的人生!
我喜欢运动，踢球、打乒乓球、游泳是我喜爱的运动项目。而短跑是我的强项，100米13秒的成绩。虽然这个水平对高手来说是很差的成绩，但对于我来说是挺自豪的事情，因为我的个子比较小，爆发力比较强。踢球是我的最爱，每星期五，我都会跟班里同学一起玩。
我喜欢交朋友，但我不喜欢撒网式的交友。不论是异性还是同性，志同道合、有共同的兴趣、爱好的人，我跟他们比较容易相处，而且有个多共同的话题，他们也是我的好朋友。当然，什么样的人我都会跟他接触，一来能锻炼我的交际能力，二来能发展自己的人际关系。人生路漫漫，在自己的青春岁月里，尽情释放自己的激情，挥洒自己的汗水,为自己的理想而奋斗吧!!!
大学开学班会自我介绍男生幽默 篇3
Hello,everyone!
I was fortunate to 200 * years in September admitted to the University of ad specialty . From 200 * to 200 *, from East Campus to Dushu Lake Campus. In the Soviet four years, brought me a lot of heritage and memory. Four years passed away, when they graduate, should be for the life of four years in the Ivory Tower to learn to do an interview self-introduction.
In four years, I quite seriously in learning, performance is also better, every year the school received a scholarship in the class have been able to maintain in the top five. Particularly in the specialized courses concerned, as far as possible to learn good use. Actively participate in various advertising com#petitions, and won the National College Advertising Art com#petition Third Prize of Jiangsu Division. Both peacetime operations, or papers, or exams, can seriously hope the best. If you would like to say that four years in learning what the greatest regret is that English, formerly in high school I've had a nice English, but into the university, I slack on the English language, and not spend too much time to learn , resulting in the test to graduate have not been 6.
In social practice, I think my experience was very abundant. 200 * in the second half, I have to do internship in an advertising agency planning work, although the beginning of what will not, very hard, very tired, but when I as a Fan Meeting planners and executors of the stage and flowers after child com#munication band, when I write advertising effectiveness measurement com#panies Ina ceramic gain customer acceptance of the report, when I see their planned ceremony, opening ceremony of the successful implementation of the time, when I designed the LOGO when used by businesses When I work independently in the scene when the road show, I was happy. With my own efforts to com#plete a task. Internship in advertising, I learned a lot of things can not go to school books, contact with clients across industries, while also working in the printing industry, media, service organizations and other rituals have a certain understanding for the future able to adapt quickly to lay the foundation for work.
Prior to this, McDonald's, I also worked part-time, bitter, tired, but that time has given me a lot of fun. Learn a lot. I begun to taste the hardships of life and make money easily. McDonald's as a world-class enterprises, it has a strict standard of staff training system and working mechanism. Work at McDonald's, on the one hand I learned such a big com#pany product promotion, teamwork, customer service, quality assurance and so should learn the rules and regulations and successful experiences, on the other hand, deal with all kinds of customers, but also enhance the my ability to com#municate with others, in addition, work has worked hard my hard-working spirit.
In addition, in terms of ideology, I also actively move closer to the party, on the one hand, to strengthen its own ideological and moral construction, to arm themselves ideologically; on the other hand, in the spirit of serving the people, adhere to help others, serve the com#munity members of the strict demands on themselves. Finally the beginning of the glorious junior joined the Chinese com#munist Party, and successfully turned positive after one year.
Four years in college, I know a lot of friends, they gave me a lot of help, let me learn a lot, this is college, in addition to expertise outside of an additional valuable asset.
In short, four years of school life, whether professional or social knowledge about, or people skills, have learned a lot I can say that four years of my life the most significant period of time, my ideal life and the pursuit of life during this period to determine their own career planning for a new life also have a new goal. I will continue to work closer to success!