演讲搞笑开场白 篇1
各位亲朋好友、各位女士、各位小姐、各位先生：
晚上好！今天是**年月日（农历初）在这风和日丽、天地之合的喜庆日子里，我们共同相聚在宾馆（大酒店）厅，隆重庆典先生与小姐喜结良缘。
各位亲朋好友，我叫。今天，我十分荣幸地接受新郎、新娘的重托，步入这神圣而庄重的婚礼殿堂为新郎、新娘的婚礼举行庆典仪式。
现在，我宣布先生与小姐的婚礼仪式现在开始（奏婚礼进行曲）。
演讲搞笑开场白 篇2
各位来宾、各位贵客、邻里乡亲：
天高任鸟飞，海阔凭鱼跃，在这大有作为的天地里，到处机声隆隆，人欢马跃；稻花飘香，蛙鸣鸟啼，瓜棚传佳话，麦地蝈蝈叫，场院滚金豆，粮囤比山高！无农不稳，无工不富，无商不活，改革开放带来活力。市场经济生机勃勃，发展乡镇企业，经巨龙充氧输血。喜看稻菽千重浪，欢声笑语满心窝！在希望的田野上，在山花烂漫的季节里，在美好的夏天，在这浓香弥漫农家，我宣布现在开始！
（奏乐、鸣鞭炮）
演讲搞笑开场白 篇3
【开场白】
Good afternoon， my dear friends.
I am very happy to meet you is my great honor to communicate with you at such a special t of all，please allow me to express my appreciation to you all to listion to me.
【结尾】
-In conclusion， I'd like to
-I'd like to finish by
-Finally
-By way of conclusion
-I hope I have made myself understood
-I hope you have found this useful
-I hope this has given you some idea/clear idea/an outline of
-Let me end by saying
-That， then was all I had to say on
-That concludes our presentation
-I hope I've managed to give you a clearer picture of
-If there are any questions， I'd be delighted to
-Thank you for your attention
-Let's break for a coffee at this point
-I am afraid that the clock is against us， so we had better stop here
-You have been a very attentive audience---thank you
演讲搞笑开场白 篇4
ladies and gentlemen, good morning! i’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. man’s life is a proceof growing up, actually i’m standing here is a growth. if a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then i grow up along with these choices. once i hope i can study in a college in future, however that’s passed, as you know i come here, now i wonder what the future holds for me. when i come to this school, i told to myself: this my near future, all starts here. following i will learn to become a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job. once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” i will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these procei will combine learning with doing. if i can achieve this “future”, i think that i really grow up. and i deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future. how to say future? maybe it’s a nice wish. lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life.
中文大意: 女士们，先生们，上午好。我很高兴在这里为大家作一个简短的讲话。 人的一生是一个成长的过程，事实上，我现在站在这里也是一次成长。如果一个人的一生必须面临不同的选择，那么我就是伴随着这些选择成长起来的。曾经我盼望将来能上大学，然而那已经过去了，现在我在这儿，只想知道我的未来会是什么样的。 当我来到这所学校，我告诉我自己：我不久的将来都从这里开始。接着我要学习如何做人，如何做一个正直的人，并且拥有一个健康的体魄，能承担重要的任务，能独立思考，思想开放，心思缜密，有判断是非的能力，有一份不错的工作。 我的老师曾经告诉我说：“你不是在修补而是在创造;永远不要忘记你向人们所展示的是你的思想，而不是你的手艺。”我会将我的性格，兴趣爱好和能力一起融入到学习中去。在这过程中，我边学习边实践。如果我能实现这个“未来”，我就认为我真的成长了。并且我深信我的亲人，好朋友以及爱会使我的未来更完美，更幸福。 如何来解释未来呢? 也许那只是一个美好的愿望。让我们下定决心，坚持到底，那我们的人生一定能过得很精彩。
演讲搞笑开场白 篇5
俗话说“宝剑锋从磨砺出，梅花香自苦寒来”“不经历风雨，怎能见彩虹”，这几句话告诉我们：成功来自于勤奋，只有从小树立远大理想，才能成就伟大事业。信念，就是要有志气，有志向，有雄心壮志。信念是成才的动力。“志不立，天下无可成之事”。